Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless!
Q. What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?
A. Homo!
Q. How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
A. Because he speeds up...then comes in late!
Q. How do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
A. Put sheet music in front of him!
Q. How do you get a guitar player off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza!
A man takes a jungle tour in Africa. For the first 3 days, the jungle drums beat constantly day and
night non-stop. Finally the man asked the guide,"Do those drums ever stop?". The guide responds, "Oh Sir!
You no want drums stop!". The man asks, "Why? What happens when the drums stop?". And the guide says...."Bass
Solo!".
Q. How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. One to actually do it, but a lot more standing around saying, "I could do that..."!
Q. How many guitar players does it take to change a vacuum tube?
A. That's a good question!
